February 2012
99 posts
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Trying very hard to resist chewing on my nails
I can resist smoking a bowl or drinking a soda but chewing my nails hell no
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Kurt sang Love Shack better than Blaine.
When I sing songs from musicals around non-theatre...
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Reblog if your URL doesn't have the word...
I SAID HEY
dannysheep:
oldfatnovice:
eziohere-overhere:
part-the-red-sea:
WHAT’S GOING ON
AND I SAID HEYEYEYYYHEHEYYY
HEYEYEYYY
I SAID HEY
WHAT’S GOING ON
this is creepily relevant to several inside jokes with my firend elvis
kgdjf
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shit my dad recommended me to say during a...
my dad: hey guys, look. I can lick my own nuts
my dad: or humping the other character's legs
my dad: anybody got any bacon?
my dad: If I see a cat theres going to be trouble
my dad: can I have the bone?
my dad: stay away from that tree...ITS MINE
my dad: "would you mind checking my shit for worms? I cant bear to look"
my dad: My former master spoke to me like that once
my dad: If I dig up some gold do I get XP for it?
my dad: "If you throw that fucking ball one more time..."
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My dad and I discussing a potential tattoo idea
Me: I want Chewie on my stomach eating the cantina band leader
My dad: That's some serious Star Wars. How about Leia using a lightsaber as a dildo
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dogs don’t know how to eat grits
you don’t just gobble the shit up and expect it to not fall out of your mouth
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I'm gonna start p90x this week
so I can look sexy for the bitches at the beach this summer
lol
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To play Age of Empires or download KOTOR..
That is the question.
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I fell asleep during the last 20 minutes of Glee and now I’m wide awake
somehow I’m not even mad, I guess it’s knowing I’m gonna be able to get it off the pirate bay within a couple weeks or so
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
computer: EA games
me whispering: challenge everything
