Frenchy Tight Ass

shit my dad recommended me to say during a campaign as my crazed gnoll

1. my dad: hey guys, look. I can lick my own nuts
2. my dad: or humping the other character's legs
3. my dad: anybody got any bacon?
4. my dad: If I see a cat theres going to be trouble
5. my dad: can I have the bone?
6. my dad: stay away from that tree...ITS MINE
7. my dad: "would you mind checking my shit for worms? I cant bear to look"
8. my dad: My former master spoke to me like that once
9. my dad: If I dig up some gold do I get XP for it?
10. my dad: "If you throw that fucking ball one more time..."